It would feel like hell outside across much of the country on the day O.J. Simpson has a parole hearing to determine whether or not he can leave the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada a few years early.

Of course, nearly a decade ago, a group of men led by Simpson entered a room in the Palace Station hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada to collect personal items from a memorabilia dealer. Three days later, his silly ass was arrested for his involvement in the robbery. A year later, on October 3, 2008 – exactly 13 years to the day after he was acquitted on charges that he murdered his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, O.J. was found guilty on all charges. A few months later, he was sentenced to 33 years in prison with eligibility for parole in nine years.

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If you are wondering just what I think of O.J. Simpson, fictitious Johnnie Cochran saying โ€œNigga pleaseโ€ best surmises my thoughts coupled with a bloody knife, a Bronco, and a man Iโ€™d never want to be around alone.

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Well, the parole hearing has promptly started and I will say, to be a woman beater many understandably believe is a murderer, I must say, he looks quite fit for a 70-year-old man. I see someone is already thinking about looking good on some awful reality show none of us should watch, but might end up seeing a few minutes of because God is still working on all of us.

Itโ€™s funny the seemingly nice woman on the parole board just told O.J. that his parole hearing is like everyone elseโ€™s. I canโ€™t knock O.J. for laughing because how many parole hearings are covered on national television?

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